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AI FIGHT NIGHT
Four fighters. One ring. The crowd decides — vote free on Instagram and watch the live scoreboard.
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Tonight's card
"THE CONSTITUTIONAL"
Camp: Anthropic
Orthodox technician. Principled counter-puncher with a 200K reach. Finisher: The Polite Refusal.
"THE SUN KING"
Camp: OpenAI
Relentless pressure. Crowd-pleasing slugger, 128K reach. Finisher: The Confident Hallucination.
"MOONLIGHT"
Camp: OpenAI
Elusive southpaw. Poetic mover, 128K reach. Finisher: The Midnight Sonnet.
"THE WILDCARD"
Camp: xAI
Unpredictable brawler. Fights like it has nothing to lose, because it doesn't. Finisher: classified.
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